New Year's resolutions I will NOT be making, contrary to the advice of the Boost Juice newsletter I just received in my inbox.

1. Smile at least 20 times a day.
2. Do 10 star jumps every morning.
   
3. Hug my parents every time I see them.
   
4. Dress up as my favourite fruit tomorrow and grab a free boost juice.
   

Except I might do the last one; it couldn't be too hard. I could just wear an orange t-shirt and say I was an orange. Or a fuzzy brown jumper and say I was a kiwi fruit.

Or, to inspire what will no doubt be a heated debate, dress in black and go as an olive. But olive smoothie is not my cup of tea, ese.