My fondest wish: to never meet any of these people.

Oh, no. No no, no. I have discovered the Oprah.com Oprah's Wildest Dreams Bus messageboard. The concept, as far as I can pick it up, is that people send begging letters, emails, or videos to Oprah, and she rocks up at their house on a bus and gives them free stuff. This is a variation on a theme already shown to be successful on Oprah's birthday shows, Oprah's Christmas shows, and Oprah's 'Oprah for President' shows. But I think the problem now is that people have somehow developed a sense of entitlement completely in contrast to anything they actually deserve. I blame all that self-esteem 'You are special' bullshit that people were fed as the young children of baby boomers. The same stuff that's responsible for women wearing boob tubes and daisy dukes when they really daisy do- not look good.

So anyway, you have people asking for some little things, just wanting to not have college debt, etc. and some people asking for sucky things, like world peace and being 'able to help people'. And then you just have the fucktards. I shall serve as their megaphone and shout their words from the rooftop of my blog.

Wildest Dream
Posted by: joyray103
Posted on: 09/08/2005 at 4:14pm (6400 of 6505)

Oprah, I have a 5 year old Granddaughter, that really believe's she could be the next AMERICA'S TOP MODEL! She watch this show like a 20 year old model with alot of experence. As they walk, she walk, and they pose, she will also pose. If she could only meet Tara For some pointers, I believe someday, she will be America's Top Model. If not, I know she will be America's happiest 5 year old. Oprah, please help me make my Granddaugher happy

hey oprah my wildest dream
Posted by: greendaylover
Posted on: 09/06/2005 at 2:54pm (6391 of 6505)

oprah it would be really cool if i could meet billy joe armstrong because he is a idol to me he is such a good guitar player and i am a fan because i am trying to learn the guitar and i hope to be as good as him some day and i would be greatfull if u could let me meet him i am one of his biggest fans and i went to the concert in new england and green day was awsome. and i will love you forever because all i can think about is them and i would love to hang out with billy joe armstrong for a day.

my wildest dream
Posted by: bams1sweetheart
Posted on: 09/03/2005 at 9:00pm (6365 of 6505)

My only dream is too meet my 2 idols, you and steve-o. Hes on a show called wilboys.

please help me

Grandma asked me to do it!
Posted by: raawiya1
Posted on: 09/01/2005 at 7:27pm (6337 of 6505)

My grandma asked me to go to www.harpo.com for Oprah's Wildest Dreams. But there was no harpo.com. So I typed in Oprah.com. I didnt know I had to register to post a dream but I did b/c my grandma asked me. Well heres the note she gave me... She writes... The children in our neighborhood dont have a inground swimming pool and we need lights for our liitle league football field and a refreshment stand. Where the only township in Delaware County, Pa that doesn't have one.

Olive Crump

Grandson, Shavar Raawiya

I'll keep 'em coming.